Tampon Time

When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her

friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE

by imma get u 😯 🔫 May 4, 2022

it's time for halloween

don't come to my house or else i'll suck you dick

haha i mean blood, "suck your blood" (it's time for halloween)

by Otto Von Vinterhjelm October 18, 2023

Tommy timing

When you say something outrageously sus

Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing

by 3babyariocha August 29, 2022

Victoria Time

Meaning when someone falls asleep before 8:30

This girl Victoria always falling asleep at Victoria Time, that shit is annoying.

by Typical2B October 13, 2017

"Boss Time"

8:18 PM is National "Boss Time". This crucial time of day shall be represented by the playing of multiple Bruce classics, ie "Born to Run", "Mary's Place", "Glory Days". On a side note, 50% of all children concieved at "Boss Time" are blessed with amazingly good looks and the mind of a musical genius.

Guy 1 "Why did I just pop a boner?"

Guy 2 "Well it is 8:18."

Guy 1 "Ah. "Boss Time". Got it"

by EtTuKramer1 February 1, 2009

Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.

Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.

by Manginas Matter May 8, 2021

Standard Time

The sense of time we used to experience, as we tried and failed to reclaim it on November 1, 2020.

She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...

by Monkey's Dad November 1, 2020