Friend

Someone non existent unless you're rich and famous and is able to do great things for you.

The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life

Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted
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Friends

people who know exactly how retarded you are but still love you anyways
oh yeah that’s one of my friends i guess
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People who are complete assholes. They may look great, smart, nice from the outside, but really they just pure garbage cans.
I have a lot of friends...😭
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1. a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations.
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The person you have sexual relations with, that isn't your partner. # Alycia Adams
I'm going to wash my friend's dishes. I'll be right back...
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A blue sheep that ghostbur loved and was blown up by dadza
Ghostbur:where’s friend
Dadza:I don’t know mate
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Friends

Something that you will never have.
Bro wanna come hang with my friends?

You: What is a "friends"?
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