A kid is a person who likes to sit alone with the door closed and play fortnite it Minecraft and constantly screaming GREY TAC. And does not rat brussel sprouts or broccoli for shit!
Random guy in alley way: "Hey kid you looking for your candy" well I got it and get in my car" kid:"sorry I only accept ps4's and sound proof rooms "
by Random_guy_u_don't_know November 15, 2019
Get the Kid mug.A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children
That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.
by Chknjeep August 13, 2015
Get the Kid owner mug.A young buck cop, that is exactly 3 weeks out of the academy. The ones to get beat up, get their badge stolen, and punked.... by teens..
Loves to chase and play "cops & robbers" . . Recent Childhood bully victims.
Loves to chase and play "cops & robbers" . . Recent Childhood bully victims.
"Man Juwuan, this kid cop ran up on me , Ty ty , and Namio , we whooped his ass and crashed his charger"
by moneymusicmarijuana April 1, 2015
Get the kid cop mug.Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
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Get the stray kids mug.Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023
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