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Mexican sticky balls

There are two types of Mexican sticky balls.
1) A food dish which does not exist as far as I know, where Rice, Beans, and other Mexican ingredients are baked and then covered in salsa, and they are sticky.
2) After a Mexican male is done running (most likely from the police) and he cools down a little bit, he will probably have Mexican sticky balls. It takes a little while for their balls to become sticky, because the sweat has to thicken a little bit. Right when they stop their balls are just wet and slippery. Trust me.
Wife: What's that on my face?
Me: Oh, those are my Mexican sticky balls.
by Rondon January 1, 2008
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Cock 'n Balls

When a person has and extremely tiny penis and a woman put his penis and balls in her mouth at the same time.
Dude I just got a cock 'n balls in the bathroom.
by Cunt wad Fuck Pants March 31, 2009
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Unexplained Ball Pain

a peculiar and very uncomfortable feeling in a man’s testicle(s). The origin of the pain is unknown but it is rumored to come from a clogged sperm duct or possibly blue balls. The only cure currently known is masturbation.
Sorry, I’m such a jerk today, Unexplained Ball Pain.
by Melvin5000 June 2, 2010
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jock your balls

verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls
Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."

Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."

Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
by MorningGordon September 7, 2008
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bat and two balls

male genetalia, male private parts,
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls
Man 1: My bat and two balls hurt from fukin' Joanna all night...she sucked my balls and then squeezed them HARD!!!
by blthrskt October 20, 2005
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three-ball voice

Someone with a very deep voice.
You want to hear someone with a three-ball voice? Check out James Earl Jones as Darth Vader!
by Mexilicious March 6, 2008
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Ben Wa Balls

Shiny cold balls put in your Va jay jay to tighten pussy muscles so you can squeeze the tiny useless cocks right out of you.
Excuse me ma'am, I think those are your Ben Wa Balls rolling towards the meat department.

If my pussy wasn't such a big gaping hole then they wouldn't keep falling out.....
by Need-a-cock December 8, 2009
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