off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

imma blow u off

Means to stop talking and cutting off stupid people who do dumb shit

Imma blow u off completely

by Tt savage May 30, 2017

phat fuck off turbo

tis a phat fuck off turbo that is under the hood of a fuck off supra

how much boost you running on the phat fuck off turbo

yeah nah cunt about 16
argh man thats a phat fuck off turbo

by yeahtheniggas June 19, 2017

The net is coming off the pegs

When shit hits the fan.

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

by Glue Gun November 30, 2017

Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018

peel the gum off the sidewalk

When your balls are sweaty and the skin sticks to one thigh and you pull it off

Oh man, hey I will be right back I gotta go peel the gum off the sidewalk

by P. Ennis February 26, 2017

fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

by Illiterate banshee March 8, 2017