A fat boy who likes to run people down but gets mad when people run him down back. He likes boys but does not want to come out of the closet yet. He always says "Fucking cunt" when he rages playing games. He also steals his sisters money to buy pizza at midnight.
by anonymouslilfucker May 20, 2019
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A racist, sexist and homophobic 12th grader who thinks he's a god but he actually isn't. Got knocked out in one punch in a fight one time. Loves talking to random girls and has bad grammar. Says dumbass things. He thinks he has a gang but people only feel sorry for him. He has the skin color of clam chowder.
by mr1000 March 12, 2019
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MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.
by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011
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Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.
"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."
by Still water drinker December 12, 2024
Get the Jack Daniels mug.A Jack (Or know by his friends as Jaquavion) enjoys the casual fratboi whiteclaw, Jack's top of his head looks like a distorted brown genetical error. Jack Horowitz is the biggest fratboi wannabe in ELA class Jack tends to write and ramble about his ambitions to become one. Jack also the biggest car fiend and cannot stop obsessing over his grandpa's 1776 Declaration of Independence Limited Edition Corvette.
by Vadan Evneil February 9, 2022
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