Cat

an intellectually-bankrupt Cruella that bullies younger employees and usurps credits for their own ideas

I can't believe she erased Alice's name from that policy memo! She's such a Cat.

by potusgadfly December 22, 2021

Cat fight

A cat fight is when two ginger cats stand up next to each other lock arms and do the Irish jig while jerking forwards and hissing to their new born kitties.

"hey I've just had kitties let's cat fight"
"Your on"

by Saddadonafan December 27, 2021

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.

You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?

by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cat

Another word for pussy. Hiding the word pussy

Guy 1: I are a cat last week .
Guy 2: me too that cat was wet.

by boi Anthony snap:anthony.ooo February 27, 2018

Cat Cheese

An American brand of processed cheese product that is manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1950. Kraft individually wrapped "slices" are not really slices off a block, but formed separately in manufacturing.

This cheese tastes like a cat. Like if you ate a cat, this is what it would taste like. It’s cat cheese.

by Filazafer May 26, 2021