Friend

Someone who turns on you even when you think they are their for you. They try to act all nice but turn on you in the meanest ways possible.

Joe was my friend for 3 years but he got me in trouble and turned on me in the worst possible way possible.

by CECE13CECE November 22, 2019

Friends

something you dont have

"Hey Jef how many friends do you have?"
"-1"
"do you live under a rock"

by blehblehblehblehblehblehbleh May 20, 2018

call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby

"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"

by michaelje13 November 21, 2022

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

Friend

Rejection of being in a relationship with you

I see you as a friend
You're a great friend

by Destroyer 02 August 3, 2019

Fake friend

Someone who hangs around you and puts on an act and they won’t say the things they don’t give advice to you to change yourself or don’t tell you what they don’t like about you

I thought Xavier was my friend but he wasn’t he never told me what he didn’t like about me or how could I change myself and if you know somebody that you think is your friend but they don’t do anything to tell you to better yourself then their fake friends

by Hot Nigger March 16, 2021

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024