red white and royal blue

A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.

Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue

My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...

My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now

by im gay and bored September 9, 2021

i'm not white, i'm concasion

and then my friend said "i thought you were gay"

i'm not white, i'm concasion.

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020

the other white meat

If there are two of the same name ( allie and allie ) you call one the other white meat

Theres Allie that redheas shes cool oh theres the other white meat

by redhead July 8, 2005

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

by george takei October 19, 2009

pretty fly for a white guy

offspring song that reminds america that (some) white boys can still keep it real

yo that kid nick is pretty fly for a white guy

by nick "pretty fly" nardozzi May 25, 2006

W.P.S. (White People Shit)

Some dumbass shit that only white people would do.

Climb mountains, horse back riding, the economy, KKK, incest, hockey, Family Guy, Republicans, bear hunting, hunting in general, pick up trucks, white jesus, rock music, country music, wale hunting, baked chicken, the show jackass, beer games, bro rape, are all examples of w.p.s. (white people shit).

by neednottoknow August 2, 2010

white lotus kung-fu

The most fatal of all kung-fu styles.

Luna: (...) Its called white lotus kung-fu
Huey: White lotus? Thats the deadliest style there is.

(Boondocks s01e06)

by 421Anonymous. November 2, 2013