coconut nuts

When a guys nuts are so big they can be compared to coconuts.

"Danny has a pair of coconut nuts in dem jeans."

by don'tuseyourrealname558877777 August 26, 2013

Wing-Nut

A name for a male that after a series of unfortunate events has walked into a solid object making contact with his genitals and causing significant pain.

I seen William wing-nut himself while he was walking.

by Senior Pepe January 31, 2020

Priority nut

Having to nut aka ejaculate ,no matter when or where you are at

Dude,“I got a priority nut to do rn.” “You gotta do that rn ?”

by Did nazi that cumming November 10, 2018

nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.

Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"

by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017

dog nuts

the nuts of a dog

"I love to lick dog nuts"

by lunar12334434 January 11, 2022

Mogog Nuts

Toronto's own nickname for mowgli

Yo Mogog Nuts, scoop slam

by Møwgli August 24, 2025

Eye Nuts

Eye balls

My Uncle Zed burned his Eye nuts staring at the solar eclipse.

by Fuzzynuckle March 9, 2019