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My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
by wombledomble September 9, 2019
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A back-up friend

A person that is a "friend" but is treated very poorly, and is only used as a second option incase their #1 friend isnt around.

back-up friends may be ignored, and not invited to things.
a back-up person are in a trio relationship of any kind

they may be that friend that walks behind the group when they are talking about something they didnt go to, and the friend that gets left on read in the groupchat and gets called annoying.
"I feel like a back-up friend when im around her." -1
"im sorry for you" -2
by Da.weirdo July 5, 2022
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fake friends

people who aren’t your real friends and don’t deserve your friendship
“Ugh y’all are such fake friends
“...hehe
by ddlovatolover13 February 6, 2019
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Zone Friending

The act of creating a friendship to ship an old friend with your new one; or to get two new people together.

Growing close to someone in an attempt to get them to interact with a friend.
1. Damn, John was zone friending both Jawn and Jella? He tryna be cupid or something?

2. Oh shit, Anjella was definitely zone friending me for Gohn. I barely know the guy tho!
by imbesmerser December 28, 2023
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Let's be Friends

A commonplace phrase of the word, which has many different meanings, but the most used is when someone wishes to politely ask you to leave or avoid them altogether.
Person of interest: Hey, I kinda like you, and was hoping we could hang out!

You: Oh, no thanks! Let's be friends instead!
by QueenPoisonstar May 22, 2019
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Bob the Facebook friend

An kind friend which only 1 person knows him, Aaron Peckham , also me :)

If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up
Ali: " i'm really bored, i want new friends from Facebook!"
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."
by pseudonymsism. December 23, 2021
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a bad friend

a bad friend is someone who doesn't respect you but is still your friend
Person 1: Hey do you know my internet friend Ferocious?

Person 2: isnt he a bad friend i mean he called you a cunt last week

Person 3: i guess
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