dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while writing this a dumbass friend is usually a friend that's an ass and or dumb as hell so 9 times out of 10 you have dumbass friends.

A dumbass friend is a friend that's dumb and or ass.
Me: yo what's popping
Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD" so that is a dumbass friend.

by Cumrocket69420 July 17, 2022

Meme friends

Friends who are having a swell time sharing meme's with each other. These special kind of friends also refer to themselfes as Meme God's, Meme Queens and Meme Kings.

The two strangers didn't have anything in common, until they started sharing meme's with each other. And so they became meme friends.

by Shantidevi July 14, 2017

Stray Friend

The straight-gay best friend of many girls. They are straight but have gay-like qualities.

Person 1: Hey you wanna come over, my stray friend is making pancakes, with ice cream

by Hellotherefriend November 09, 2020

Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.

Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"

by Anonymous Model January 07, 2012

Friend Dick

1.A dick of a friend. 2.This is a dick you do not have access to and do not want access to. 3.Forbidden Dick

"Yesterday when I was plastered I tried to blow Sam, but then i realized he was friend dick and I left."

by Izzy2latin October 04, 2017

As your friend wtf is your address

A polite way to ask for an address of a friend while expressinging drunken enthusiasm about goings on.

As your friend wtf is your address sounds dope lfg

by markarolli2445 October 28, 2023

friend hickey

When you give your friend a hickey out of friendship

I just gave Jon a friend hickey.

by rosieposieprolapse March 29, 2018