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Mongolian Ball Torture

Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.
Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture

Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!
by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019
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have a ball y'all

A softer alternative to the mega popular saying Suck a Ball Y'all . A great way to shout goodbye to a group of people without being so jackassy .
"Have a Ball Y'all " shouted Dick, as he left the orgy.
by SuckABallYall March 25, 2017
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Cock and ball torture

You really don’t want to do this
by Ur_mf_dad June 30, 2020
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Big Ball Move

To do have sex with more than 100 people at once. (Situation)
Hey Jim, Have you seen Wallace?

Last I've seen of him he was making a Big Ball Move.
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balls deep in cock

When a girls giving you head, and she deepthroats your dick so far that your balls are up against her chin (or if she's upside down, against her nose)
Oh man! I had Rebecca balls deep in cock last night!
by ksisk March 5, 2008
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shit-stained-balls

disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your ass after pooping, you wipe back to front, spreading said poop to your balls. If done repeatedly, your balls will retain a shit-esque tint.
No, no, no! Front to back, not back to front! Are you trying to give me shit-stained-balls?
by Andrew H Smith May 31, 2006
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bowling ball sex

sex involving a girl being nailed by 3 guys at once, filling all 3 holes (mouth, pussy & ass), just as 3 fingers would fill the holes in a bowling ball.
"That slut invited three different guys over so they could have bowling ball sex."
by that bitch 3 October 8, 2009
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