A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.
by notshelbae October 5, 2023
Get the Crusty Friendmug. 
Similar to “Friend of Dorothy”, a friend of Karl is a code word to describe someone with Marxist leanings.
by THE_AE April 17, 2022
Get the Friend of Karlmug. Hym "Right. It's smiling friends and the moderator is like 'Mr. Frog, why are you so evil' and Mr frog is like 'Hello- I' and the moderator cuts him off 'Time's up! And you're wrong?' Put you get the point. If typing this got my algorithm to find the video I'm sure you reading this with get your algorithm to do the same and then you'll just be able to watch it... Man, I wish there was a way to milk this fluid out of my brain."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2024
Get the Smiling friendsmug. When two or more people generally dislike each other and want nothing to do with them. However, the antics of one will invariably rope the other(s) into it, and they are essentially forced to go along with it in order to preserve their sanity, life, or both.
"Hear about what happened with Fred and Michael the other day?"
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
by LimeTortilla March 13, 2025
Get the Disaster Friendsmug. by Wendy delgato October 24, 2016
Get the Perfect friendmug. by Aguywhomakesords November 8, 2023
Get the Friend+mug.