cats

no matter your opinion cats are angels, a gift from god yet some humans hate them that is why they turn on you

god:lets make angels for humans
humans:ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

cats:ultimite beings

by Frost78910 February 12, 2025

Cat

A fluffy animal, it likes to kill birds, mice, rats, and squirrels. It likes to make a weird noise called a "hiss" that it'll make when it's mad or upset. But they can be cute. And they could be a fucking annoying fluff-ball.

Girl- my cat kept rubbing all over my leg before I left!
Girl 2-Well, my cat gave me a dead rat, I saw it as a gift
Girl- Ew wtf

by RandomPersonIsHere February 12, 2021

Three Cats Back

A Macintosh user who is still using Mac OS X "Panther", in spite of there now being two newer versions (Tiger, Leopard)

Pal: Hey, you load up Leopard on your machine yet?

Me: Nope...you can call me Mr. Three Cats Back!

by BWB December 28, 2007

Cat

Cute, furry little friends that are only for a selective few. Cats are real bitches, often rolling over indicating you to pet their belly then proceeding to scratch your eyes out when doing so. But, if they find the right person, you will literally never need anything else. They purr when laying on you to heal you and they can be the most lovable creatures you ever meet. Make sure to feed them or they will ignore you and never EVER rub their bellies <3 unless they consent

Cat person 1: yea I have like 3 cats
Cat person 2: No way! I have 3 cats too, they're the best!

by alien_b!tch November 22, 2021

Old Battle Cat

I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.

She is an old battle cat

by PsychoTurtle303 May 12, 2023

chuck the cat

Chuck the cat, is the shit. He's very different, judgemental, but if he likes you're in. Chuck really knows how to melt your heart and get what he wants. You'll never meet another cat like chuck. Chuck doesn't run from dogs, they run from him. If you ever meet chuck the cat, you'll never forget him.

Chuck the cat is always chasing them dogs.

by Mindtrikz December 9, 2022

grapple cat

Grapple cat is when a cat decides to grab your hand and/or any other thing and attacks whilst still holding on to you/the thing for dear life

1: warning, lily likes to go grapple cat on your hand
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.

by Z.K.2123 August 22, 2017