CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.
by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021
Get the hamster catmug. by Grinchblitzkreig February 19, 2020
Get the Catmug. by ohmyohmyihavefoundyounigger September 21, 2021
Get the catsmug. Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block
by kitkit katkat October 8, 2020
Get the Cat blockmug. Person 1: "See that thing... what is it.. it's so beautiful and soft.."
Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'
Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'
by catsxarexawesome November 9, 2018
Get the catmug. Cats are cute cuddly furry little (or huge!) creatures. They are lovable felines (even though they have razor sharp claws!) and are great to have around. They also double as a mouse trap! So for conclusion... cats are life! Yay!
by Greencat38 October 27, 2020
Get the Catsmug.