New Jorker

A person or family of someone who from the city (New York) but moved to the suburbs of Jersey.

Considers themselves a New Yorker just living in New Jersey

"You from New Jersey?"
"First of all its Jersey, and yeah but I'm a New Jorker"

by Nico Safelli December 17, 2014

Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024

New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.

*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up”

by RubberPanda January 1, 2019

New Roc

The worst place to reside in Westchester, NY besides Yonkers. They will steal your tax dollars until you are broke and need to move out of your home. The migrants populate the area like it is going out of style. Somehow its only a 35 minute train ride from Manhattan. This will make your life difficult wondering where in New York Is safe to be. The hometown ecitizens aren't eligible for an apartment until all of the newcomers get them. The (people) need to take showers and stop showing up to the facilities like they came out of the swamp.

In New Rochelle i lost my cool at the laundromat.

by Xx your champ gone xx February 6, 2023

new jersey khaki

The color black.

Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"

by Thunderboogie February 27, 2016

Best New Gen Antagonist

it’s Code from Boruto

Code is the best new gen antagonist.

by goatcodesasuke1 September 1, 2021

New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.

Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!

by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021