Doja cat

The most beautiful, talented, gorgeous and amazing woman on this planet and u can’t fricking deny that.
She’s a singer / rapper and she always gives “another day another slay period” type of vibe and she like so gorgeous and sexy.s

Someone: what’s the name of that Hot, beautiful, gorgeous lady who sings and raps?
You: doja cat 😃

by Urlocalamazingqueen July 8, 2022

ultra cool hep cat

The Heppest Coolest Stylish Groovie Sophisticated Individual, anywhere.

He is a Ultra Cool Hep Cat, he makes everyone else look square.

by Uncle Tony 855 July 9, 2022

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

Cat

The little fury things that roam the streets

Cats are scary

by Idkbutilikechickennuggies July 10, 2022

cat cheeks

Hybrid cat shit and human butt cheeks, also known as something greatly superior.

Jeff- Man I ordered pizza last night, it was dog cheeks!

Bill- My sushi was so cat cheeks!

by TheJackBalls July 12, 2022

CAT scale

A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.

"EW Emily can't squat 225?! That's easily a 3 on the CAT scale"
"She asked me my zodiac sign right away. 2 cats right off the bat!"

by Rousate July 12, 2022

Cat Soup

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

by Vanhatti July 12, 2022