Venus Cum Traps

When you blow your load right in your ladies eyes and she has fake eyelash extensions on.

I came on my girls face last night and it landed right in the Venus Cum Traps. She was furious.

by Johnnyb907 March 07, 2024

brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.

Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?

by Baby_Carrot.29 December 24, 2024

cum corder

The photographic devise you store the money shots on.

I guess it’s time to break out the cum corder

by Smutt September 10, 2021

Cum Coning

Inserting a funnel into the anus or vagina and ejaculating inside

Cum Coning - Similar to cum funneling but non orally

by MOIST TATERTOTS May 30, 2018

Cum Sammich

When you Cum in between a bitches ass cheeks and you slap her cheeks together to make a cum sammich

Hey massa I’m boutta give you a cum sammich

by Miklo king March 08, 2021

randy cummings

Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.

"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."

by So__Real September 10, 2020

National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming

You both 1v1 in any game of choice, but loser is subject to sending a cumming video

"Do you want to participate in National 1v1 your partner, but loser sends the other participant a video of themselves cumming day?"

by insertceo August 03, 2022