pulling a kieron statham

When you do something very retarded or disabled for no reason

im going to be pulling a kieron statham

by Moistboi129 April 29, 2019

Alaskan Pulled Pork

When you're doing anal and when you pull out, so does her rectum in a shitty mess

I can't sit down cause of the alaskan pulled pork i had last night

by fec2 October 9, 2016

Pull a Sam Haynes

Injure oneself before an important race

Nate: I’m going skating
Barbera: don’t pull a Sam Haynes!

by FlameofUdeeznuts October 23, 2019

To Pull A Mrs. Blore

To erase or white out one's signature on a petition or other important document.

I'm regretting signing that petition of yours, I'm gonna have to pull a Mrs. Blore

by Gay House Vlogs May 21, 2018

Pulling A Wall-Street

When you Bailout A multi-billion dollar company and they use the money to give there VIP'S And CEO'S Pay Raises And All Expense Payed Vacations.

Is A Bit Like Tipping a Rapist.

Dude That Delivers bailout money: Alright use this Bailout wisely.

CEO: Alright! Time For A raise and A vacation.

Dude That Delivers bailout money: O Snap He's Pulling A Wall-Street... Well Better Give him some more and hope he spends it responsible this time.

by Ronin_X64 February 4, 2010

Pulling a C-dog

1: Talking or singing to oneself.
2: Talking (often interrupting), for long periods of time, about subjects that nobody cares about.

3: Staying late after work, sometimes up to an hour, and annoying fellow coworkers.

4: Running out of breath while sitting down and talking.
5: Letting your workspace fall into udder chaos.

1: Who is Joe talking too? I think he is pulling a C-dog.
2: Sorry I'm late, I got stopped by Pat and he wouldn't shut up. You know how Pat always likes to pull a C-dog.
3: Why the hell won't Frank leave? He's pulling a C-dog.
4: Self explanatory.
5: Tim, I can't find a thing on your desk, your pulling a C-dog.

by McBobby May 22, 2009

Don't pull a Mason

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

by Opuzz July 13, 2020