Fox News

A news show starting with the intent of relaying news about fox's, and fox related things turned very political channel for smilingly no reason. In an interview, multiple talk show hosts have said that the foxes spoke to them, and that the only politics they knew were from the mouth of the animal itself. while some viewed these as jokes, they were neither said in a joking tone, and the words themselves had no joke in it. At first It was believed that the switch was due to lack of fox related content, but the hosts deny this whole-heartily saying "it's what the foxes thought was best."

Guy 1: do you like Fox News?
Guy 2: yeah! I love it.

Guy 1: huh? I thought you were really left leaning..
Guy 2: what the fuck do foxes have to do with politics?

Guy 1: ohhh. You haven't seen the show since the switch.
Guy 2: what the fuck are you talking about?

by bestie b0b0 November 15, 2021

New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.

Me and my girl preformed the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was very messy and we are both sore.

by itzmillicent June 26, 2025

plowing new ground

the event or action of taking one's virginity.cherry

"Damn, that boy don't know he's plowing new ground with that high school girly?"

by rpatel36 April 7, 2004

New Word

A new word is when some guy wants to describe something so he makes a "new word". Urban Dictionary has tons of new words. A lot are barely used in conversations. Urban Dictionary has no moderation, and internet users wanting to add new words have a lot of agitation! See, that rhymed.

Urban Dictionary: "We will reject internal jokes and definitions that mention non-celebrities."
Me: "Well, that didn't happen before! So I will add a new word!"
Urban Dictionary: *sleeps*

by TabletGenesis June 12, 2024

New shiny rim

When you eat a guy's ass rim.
New shiny rims's: imagine a reverse 69

I gave this guy a new shiny rim.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

new world hors d'œuvre

an opportunity to exploit economic inequity before all other capitalists by shadowing military excursions into volatile territory.

We managed to create a short term boom to the economy by declaring war and capitalizing on the new world hors d'œuvre.

by esher February 2, 2009