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Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.
mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice
by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021
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a cat is a cute four-legged animal
Hey, wanna see my cat?
Of course! I love cats!
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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Skin some cat

The act of sexual intercorse between a male ,and female.
Dude Im totally gonna skin some cat tonight!
by Mdizzy July 5, 2012
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Cat in the kitchen sink

While having anal intercourse the act of which one or both testicles end up in your partners vagina.
Got a little to rough last night... we finally played UPS and I delivered a package to the back door. Didn't know it would end with a cat in the kitchen sink.
by freakshowdaddy May 16, 2021
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Cat

A furry piece of shit
takes away all my time and money

And is a asshole
Oh my cat just knocked off all the glass on the table. then, shat on my bed. then, attacked my ankles while I was getting out of the shower. THEN, HE THREW UP ON MY LAP. THEN, WHILE I WAS SLEEPING HE PISSED ON MY FACE. but somehow I still keep him around
by Kokichi ouma kinnie February 14, 2021
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small feeble being. You can eat it yum !
Guy 1: What is that dude
Guy 2: Dude... That's one sexy being, I want to eat it.
Guy 1: Must be a cat yum !
by tessalover101 May 26, 2022
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