Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels

Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!

by Doritozkill January 11, 2024

Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017

cat

an animal

"i got a cat"

by intotheUnkOwn November 26, 2021

Cat banjo

Female playing with her genitals

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 3, 2017

Cat

A rodent that does nothing but shit everywhere

A cat is a amazing creature

by The Real Bigg daddy June 16, 2019

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 6, 2022

cat

The ugliest fucking creature on the planet! honestly, these little bull shit ugly creatures with there stupid retarded brain walk around messing everything up. Dogs were sent by God to be mans best friend, Cats were sent from the devil to destroy man kind.

my stupid ugly fucking dumb ass retarded CAT knocked over another fucking glass of my counter, Give it a few days and all send this furry shit to a Chinese restaurant!

by MurderBladesuyjh7 January 22, 2021