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like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
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Filthy Cat

a synonym to the popular term dirty dog
James: Wow I can't believe she did that!
Aaron: I know she's a filthy cat...
by Dr.Dish August 21, 2018
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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
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Cat

Amazing fluffy demons who rule the world by using humans as their puppets.
"cat"
by Zoria de butterfly January 26, 2021
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Cat

@Kittygirlhailee is THE cat and the bestest
@ Kittygirlhailee is “THE” cat
by @catluvr November 21, 2023
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Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"
by bobbly bob November 3, 2022
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Cat

Farmer: go get the cat
by Yes I’m lesbian September 9, 2020
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