this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
by grataballi October 23, 2005
Get the fuck up a one car funeral processionmug. by Bigasssas June 24, 2016
Get the one who stays in too longmug. what someone becomes when he or she goes out on a limb to try something new or risky and ends up having his or her plan fail completely.
Theorizing that the more I studied, the worse I do on tests, I didn't study for my comp sci test and I failed. I was the guinea pig of my own demise.
In Spider-man, when Norman Osborne conducted experiments on himself that lead to his insanity and death, he was the guinea pig of his own demise.
(variations of "guinea pig of one's own demise")
In Spider-man, when Norman Osborne conducted experiments on himself that lead to his insanity and death, he was the guinea pig of his own demise.
(variations of "guinea pig of one's own demise")
by mbriones February 17, 2012
Get the guinea pig of one's own demisemug. Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.
Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.
by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020
Get the Punching a one armed clown in the nosemug. The largest cockasourus know to man who only ate baby's feet. It was known to swallow women whole to in pregnant them. It was always horny.
For example a tall man walkin down the street who sees a women drags her Into a ditch and rapes her will be called "willy the one eyes jungle worm"
by Jim's girl <3 February 4, 2014
Get the willy the one eyes jungle wormmug. It is a popular lyric to a song, but sometime used i phrases or as comparisons to things. it's basically taking one step back. and it means, making progress towards something but making less progress rather than more, if that makes sense.
"one step forward < two steps back"
"one step forward < two steps back"
I was trying to finish my math homework, and i did the beginning, but going to that party before finishing was one step forward and two steps back.
by GeeJayy February 22, 2010
Get the one step forward and two steps backmug. Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")
Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"
by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011
Get the rescue two squirrels in one fell swoopmug.