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do a Mike Tyson

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
by thommydabai August 1, 2021
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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I'm doing you

"hey, I'm doing you"

"oh stop it you"
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doing a jon

A manoeuvre where an individual screams at a female in a manner to intimidate her out of the house.
Stop doing a jon.

My friends a jon.
by Token Minxy May 24, 2014
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u do u boo

When someone does something weird, but u ain’t gon be rude about, so u hit em’ with “u do u boo”
Kate: i like to sniff hair
me: “u do u boo”
by imtomandimcoolyeet December 25, 2018
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Doing the maximum

Doing the most . Or doing too much unnecessary things at one time.
Lance was doing the maximum , I couldn't deal with all the nonsense he was giving me .
by SassyAimz February 24, 2017
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When in Rome, do as the Romans do

When going to a new place, living in a new community or environment, one should respect and follow the customs, habits, regulations, or way of life of that place.
Example:
BF:Hey girlfriend,when in Rome, do as the Romans do
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