the woodrow wilson

A special of where a vegan with the second name wilson, sticks a foot-long subway (vegan) up the anus while simutaneously reading why covid vaccines and why meat is bad for you.

Oh my god! Charlie wilson is so hot, he did the woodrow wilson on me!

by eddthomp June 13, 2023

Wilson Middle School

Wilson Middle School, Where do I start there’s fights left and right, 6th graders who r dumb and weird, and then your friends that you have to stick with the whole year, 6th-7th grade has alot of drama 8th graders are pretty chill there just ready to move onto high school, very strict and racist teacher, some funny teachers, and sum creepy teachers, this school is confusing there B,D,C halls like it’s really confusing

friend: do u go to Wilson middle school
me: yeah why

friend: OMG that school is so confusing I used to go there :/
me: facts

by Venomo September 12, 2021

Wilson

When you're on the pull and one of you draws the short straw and goes home with the cast away

Ah mate, Dan ended up going home with a Wilson

by Elmarto July 9, 2021

Nick Wilson

An absolute munch, aka a super simp, won’t even leave his house because his mouth is filled with muff and still goes to bed with blue balls

Cory: “Dude come to the bar and get hammered with the boys! We can go hoggin!”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”

by Motherfucker chazz July 8, 2023

Wilson

The greatest dog to ever exist, he would have been so proud of Jim, he may not be with his best friend Jim in person, but he will always watch over him, rest in peace you beautiful dog.

Jim: w-w-wilson, come on (soon realising he is no longer with him, sparking the saddest moment in tv history)

by JackieCrimble February 3, 2020

Ashamed wilson

A liar

They were after blood money so they ashamed Wilson the documents to get the child.

by Evoltsurt February 7, 2024

The Wilson

When you're having sex with a woman who's having their menstruation, and when you finger/fist her pussy or grab your cock after penetrating her, your hand gets stained with blood. After this, for some reason you have to lay your hand on the sheet, and your hand will be printed on it, just like Wilson in Cast Away.

Man, I thought I'd get extra charged because of the Wilson I accidentally made on that Motel bed.

by Patcho88 January 5, 2023