twat fish

Twat fish : a bottom feeding twat, used to describe people who are so irritating but you can’t get rid of because they’re always with your friends.

I can't believe those girls brought along the twat fish again. What were they thinking?

by Jedstein November 28, 2007

ZZ twat

When a woman's pubic hair is very long and unkempt, reminiscent of a ZZ Top style beard.

"Holy Shit! Check out the jungle on that girl." "Yeah, she's really rockin' the ZZ twat.

by T Spoon October 22, 2009

twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho

by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003

Twat-thatch

the hair over a womans vigina

dude, that girl a major twat-thatch!

by Shagthatch99 October 18, 2005

micro twat

a pussy so tight you come after two pumps.

I came in two seconds after I put my my meat wand in the micro twat of that hot ass asian bitch.

by bendussy January 26, 2007

Flatman [twat]

A being (male) of limited intelligence and ability, in any given field.

Captain Of the Titanice, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

Gordon Brown, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

by Mr Shaw February 23, 2009

twat fairy

A fairy that comes once a girl loses her virginity, and only at night. She puts a dildo under her pillow.

Linda lost her virginity last week and got a black dildo from the twat fairy. Holy shit!

by shitdildoassmonsterdick December 22, 2008