Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?

Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

by Death Menace May 4, 2023

turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.

I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.

by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023

Turkish Dance

When two men decide to dance naked after eating a big plate of kebab.

Ey Mehmet, let’s turkish dance after dinner.

by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023

Turkish ninja

when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history

- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd

by Равим September 12, 2021

turkish hello

While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.

After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.

by Anti-anti Vaxxer September 24, 2021

Turkish Coup

The act of leaving a lover sexually unfulfilled

Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.

by Mr413 July 15, 2021