"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004
Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.
by The Fuzz May 17, 2004
Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. Last Tuesdayism
(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Tuesday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Tuesday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Thursdayism, is considered wrong
(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Tuesday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Tuesday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Thursdayism, is considered wrong
According to Last Tuesdayism, we might not even exist yet, as last Tuesday could possibly be this upcoming Tuesday.
by qwertyology June 26, 2018
Get the Last Tuesdayismmug. by BananaMan69999 April 14, 2021
Get the Teets Tuesdaymug. Sean: Ah, I see
Frank: Partly or fully?
Sean: Partly of course, following what happened on Tuesday
Frank (clueless): What happened on Tuesday?
Sean: It was Tuesday (It was Tuesday)
Frank: Partly or fully?
Sean: Partly of course, following what happened on Tuesday
Frank (clueless): What happened on Tuesday?
Sean: It was Tuesday (It was Tuesday)
by Ank57 August 10, 2021
Get the tuesdaymug. Crackhead chris: I am going to put cheerios up my bum on Tuesday
Tweaky Tyler: why
Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit
Tweaky Tyler: fairs
Tweaky Tyler: why
Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit
Tweaky Tyler: fairs
by Reggiedownthestreet August 31, 2022
Get the Cheerio tuesdaysmug. by grant-the-fiji-water-guy January 28, 2020
Get the No homo tuesdaymug.