I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

Last Tuesdayism

Last Tuesdayism
(np) 1. The assertion that all existence sprang into being this past Tuesday, with all memories of sentient beings created in situ. The Universe, and everything in it, was created last Tuesday, along with our (false) memories of everything that happened prior to that. Another common belief, known as Last Thursdayism, is considered wrong

According to Last Tuesdayism, we might not even exist yet, as last Tuesday could possibly be this upcoming Tuesday.

by qwertyology June 26, 2018

Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.

Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.

by MBTjustin April 21, 2010

Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait

Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.

by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009

Tuesday

a white girl that dates a black guy, a.k.a monday.

damn that girls fine as hell, too bad she's with that monday, she a tuesday then.

by birdshat December 3, 2009

tore up tuesday

Drinking on a tuesday usually only done in college.

person 1- my exam's are done tomorrow so im gonna get fucked up.

person 2- its tuesday

person 1- so... tore up tuesday

by parkour bear December 14, 2009