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witch grasp

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.
My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.
by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023
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The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
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Witch-Gremlin

Is a cute adorable little monster that follows you around where you work to a stalking degree, often lightweight when drinking, has four eyes, easy to throw, better at charming people with her smile than with magic, retarded, and has chicken feet.
My girl is a fucking witch-gremlin.
by Chester J. L'Carne September 20, 2021
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Slicka-witch

Someone who has a fetish for licking genitals of dead animals. It's used as an insult
Nasty little slicka-witch, fuck them and their fucking family. Nasty scavengers
by Mylake16 December 4, 2016
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Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
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wink witch

A girl with a wink so adorable and hot at the same time that everyone she winks at catches feelings immediately.
A: have you seen Lauryn's wink? it's like a charm!
B: yeah, I instantly caught feelings... she's a wink witch.
by barbeque squirrel August 9, 2020
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Witches nest

A term used to describe a messy barnet. Similar to a birds nest, yet most likely to be said from a hot chick.
Look at my hair!? It's like a witches nest.
by Chadwick7 April 1, 2009
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