Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

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2 1/2 Strikes

2 1/2 Strikes, someone who has been pulled into H.R. at least 2 1/2 times for behaviors unbecoming a corporate environment, and they already are 3/4 the way out the door, owing to their behaviors.

Jared is better known as 2 1/2 strikes because H.R. is ready to boot him out the door, for his behaviors at work.

by Rastus P. Kumquat May 7, 2021

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D strike

To completely destroy someone or something (putting people’s nan’s in wheelchairs)

Shut up petrie or i’ll d strike your nan

by ac99uk May 24, 2018

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"I Am free To Strike Anyone I Want Until I am deceased And If Someone Mentions ANything To Me, I Will Kill Them.

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hanger strike

When a person gets angry from being hungry attacks a nearby victim. Hanger strikes vary in frequency, remedies include pizza, chocolate, retraining orders.

-Damn what happened to your eye?

-My baby mamas on a hanger strike.
-Oh snap

by Kiss Kiss & Hero June 2, 2019

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