A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

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The Hours Later Suprise Snack

When you wipe your ass, and your finger breaks through the TP....a few hours later, you start to bite your fingers nails...Not too sure on what the taste is at first, then you realize...But you don't stop chewing until every last morsel is devoured for a delicious snack...

Mij, you hungry..
Nope, just found The Hours Later Suprise Snack..

by Anthony D.... January 3, 2005

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snack you across the face

I witty comeback to make when a guest is at your house asking for snacks

Guest: Let's get some snacks.
Host: No
Guest: Come on we need some snacks
Host: Boy shut up before i snack you across the face.

by josh wilson July 4, 2006

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stick it in the ear

The sexual act of placing one partners sexual organ into the other partners ear canal.

Lourin: "Hey dude, it does not count if you stick it in the ear."
Ousten: "Okay"

by EarToucher October 30, 2013

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stick it to the man

An extremely effective heckle, often shouted at towards pedestrians from the open window of an SUV, by predominantly white males. Usually leaves the receiver of such a heckle in a state of perplexity, as the phrase itself doesn't mean much. One of the greatest heckles ever.

White boy in a SUV: STICK IT TO THE MAN!!!!!!!
Pedestrian: What the hell just happened here...?

by Gorgax September 5, 2007

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