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Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.
Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
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lifting a jar

Having a beer
Nothing better than lifting a jar on a Friday night with the fellas!
by Bradly Oceanview February 14, 2017
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Nut Jar

Young, troubled man with a tendency to complain. Some might say his rugged good looks and charisma are the driving force to his success in life, on the contrary others might say he is a useless, annoying sack of shit with no friends.
by Nut Jar July 25, 2017
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fresh jar of skippy

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing
Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy
by CovidConvo May 26, 2022
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Flower Jar

A women's fluids after she squirts.
I can't believe how well that pussy bloomed after I got the flower jar.
by Mr.&Mrs.O June 8, 2025
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Lewd Jar

1. A metaphorical or literal container where individuals deposit a pre-determined penalty (usually in the form of money or tokens) each time they say or do something deemed inappropriate or lewd. The purpose of the lewd jar is to encourage self-restraint and promote more respectful behavior within a group or community. The penalties collected can often be used for group activities, charity, or as a humorous way to acknowledge and address lewd behavior.

2. Yamete (pronounced "yah-meh-teh") — The legendary, sole contributor to the lewd jar, whose unparalleled knack for saying and doing the most audaciously lewd things ensures the jar is never empty. Often seen as a mixture of mischievous instigator and reluctant benefactor, Yamete's endless contributions keep the lewd jar’s spirit (and balance) alive. Despite their central role, Yamete is revered for their ability to turn every lewd moment into a humorous learning opportunity, adding a unique flavor to the lewd jar tradition.
"Every time Yamete speaks, the lewd jar fills up faster than a vending machine at a college party!"
by Meagrable August 21, 2024
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jam jar

faithybaby’s vagina
jam jar is an organ belonging to the current gf of ellie j ( soon to be ex )
by meelie February 20, 2023
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