A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023
Get the Jonathan Stevensmug. Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.
by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021
Get the Sebastian/Jonathan Morgensternmug. The most adorable and funniest boy you’ll ever meet .although he can be mean it’s hard to stay mad at him because the smile he brings you will be the brightest smile you’ll ever experience.he has the purest soul and a beautiful heart,, you can tell he’s probably been hurt before and that’s why you should treat him with thetye highest degree of respect and love .jonathan is also a natural born leader which explains his authority issue and the constant need to control high pressure situations ,but to sum it up he is the meanest sweetheart you’ll ever meet😁
Jonathan is so mean
by Theesexiestpresident August 18, 2024
Get the Jonathanmug. A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A lil pussy who talks big behind your back but when confronted, turns to a complete wimp. No accomplishments, can’t talk to girls at all. A total 60 year old virgin and a football team reject
Jonathan is such a wimp. He talks bad behind my back and says nothin when confronted. What a puss puss.
by Dr. Penguin 101234 March 3, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025
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