M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

by anonymous February 2, 2024

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024

JAR JAR JU JA

Use to refer to someone who is respected above all others.

Used to describe the way someone fills about someone(love, hate, etc)

I respect my dad who is my JAR JAR JU JA.

I jar JAR ju ja that girl/boy.

by Ludickrious May 17, 2021

Jarring

Someone that talks too much or just talk the most nonsense

That teacher is soo jarring

by mswiththedefs November 16, 2022

jar lover

when a man loves a jar so much that the jar is his bf/gf

" i found out tom is a jar lover "

by memaw757 December 15, 2021

Jarring

Sab

Sab is literally the definition of jarring.

by Sunflower2903 February 5, 2024

Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006