Sonic the Hedgehog

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Segawhy August 25, 2019
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Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.
Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!
by Dr Face Doctor June 06, 2021
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Sonic & Knuckles Effect

The Sonic & Knuckles Effect only happens when 2 characters are compared to each other. One character may have more careless, goofy, "radical" behavior, and the other character may have serious and focused behavior. The original form of the Sonic & Knuckles Effect was, well, Sonic & Knuckles, with Sonic being the more careless character, and Knuckles being the more serious character.
Person 1: Hey! Cmon, what are you doing here just sitting around?
Person 2: I'm trying to look after my belongings.
Person 3: It looks like you two have the Sonic & Knuckles Effect
by JimJanus25 April 13, 2023
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Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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Sonic the Rock

A nigga peen who tends to stay inside all day and waste his life watching youtube and playing video games. Usually a pale individual who stays in his room all day with his door locked hiding from his parents and the outside world.
That kid is such a Sonic the Rock, he never goes to school.
by guacamole peen April 30, 2019
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Sonic Seaside

Basically a Sonic YTber and has great videos!

-Jamie
Wow. Sonic Seaside is a good youtuber.
by Jamie the Idiot May 08, 2022
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Sonic Smack

When you slap an add so hard it creates an echo heard throughout the room
Person #1: Did you hear that noise?
Person #2: Yeah that was Richard giving his bae a sonic smack
by Bren001 June 03, 2016
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