snatch snack

A penis, finger, thong underwear, or any other item that goes into a woman's girlcrack (vaginal cleft or vestibule)as if it were eating the item as a snack.

"Dang girl, your pussy must be hungry cause it's swallowing up a snatch snack." or "you call that tiny, pathetic little snatch snack a cock?"

by Sandra Mendez July 15, 2008

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snatch 22

A catch 22 that somehow revolves having sex with a woman.

I got herpes from another woman. If I have sex with my wife now, she'll leave me. If I leave her though, I'll never get to have sex with her again. What a snatch 22!

by Drew Stewart August 6, 2007

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snatched and attached

Snatched the audience’s attention and attached meaning well put together and slayed.

kylie: Did you see that dance routine?
denis: Yes, girl. It was snatched and attached!

by littlemactalkingsmack August 17, 2017

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Fupa Snatch

When a fat girl sticks you under her fupa, and then flys away with you into the sunset.

Yea man, Mikey was at the bar when he got fupa snatched and taken away.

by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

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Snatch shot

An unsolicited vagina picture

I can't believe that girl just sent me a snatch shot.

by Miz_Liz March 21, 2022

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A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

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