bum skeet

Break the word down.
Bum - Ass
Skeet - Sperm

That does NOT mean close friend!

So basically, calling a friend a "bumskeet", you're calling them ass sperm.

Good job.

Stay away from the internet.

There are no examples, nobody use this word. It's really, really fucking dumb. Bum skeet, nobody can use.

by npor December 31, 2005

Skeet Stick

Basically another word for a boner. but 10 times better.

Dude, whack that bitch with your skeet stick if shes mouthing off.

by Luke Bernard March 21, 2009

Skeet Hunter

a male that seeks girls known as skeets.

"Hey Sully, why do you hook up with so many skeets?"
"Because I am a Skeet Hunter"

by Jeezyeff April 20, 2010

Skeet yeet

An act of excitement with doing the milly rock

skeet yeet bro *proceeds to milly rock*

by Skeeterbois April 30, 2019

weed it and skeet

A different version of "read it and weep", when someone gets high and busts a but.

Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"

Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

tuna skeet

masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.

"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"

by tuna skeet February 9, 2009