bum skeet

Break the word down.
Bum - Ass
Skeet - Sperm

That does NOT mean close friend!

So basically, calling a friend a "bumskeet", you're calling them ass sperm.

Good job.

Stay away from the internet.

There are no examples, nobody use this word. It's really, really fucking dumb. Bum skeet, nobody can use.

by npor December 31, 2005

Skeet Stick

Basically another word for a boner. but 10 times better.

Dude, whack that bitch with your skeet stick if shes mouthing off.

by Luke Bernard March 21, 2009

Skeet Hunter

a male that seeks girls known as skeets.

"Hey Sully, why do you hook up with so many skeets?"
"Because I am a Skeet Hunter"

by Jeezyeff April 20, 2010

Skeet yeet

An act of excitement with doing the milly rock

skeet yeet bro *proceeds to milly rock*

by Skeeterbois April 30, 2019

weed it and skeet

A different version of "read it and weep", when someone gets high and busts a but.

Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"

Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Skeet Ulrich

The daddy of all daddys in the film industry. Most known for roles of Billy Loomis and FP Jones.

Person 1: I loved Skeet Ulrich in Scream, he’s so hot
Person 2: Who’s Skeet Ulrich..?

by cherikshipper101 April 6, 2023

Skeet Jesus

When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.

Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!

by Holyswagness December 31, 2013