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When you cram and then scram.
Danny: dude, I took my condom off before I fucked that stripper and slipped out before she noticed

Alan: that boy is a Scrampson
Scrampson by JonKMer September 18, 2021

cunt scrambled 

When eggs are poured inside of a woman's vagina where they are held there for a various period of time to scramble before being excreted onto a plate or slice of toast. A popular breakfast dish amongst horny older men
Customer: just some eggs on toast plz
Waitress: how would you like your eggs cooked?
Customer: cunt scrambled please
cunt scrambled by so potato September 30, 2014

Taiwanese Scramble

To crack an egg in a girls anus and have anal sex with her until the egg is completely scrambled.

Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
Sam: bruh I gave my girl the Taiwanese Scramble last night
Lily: don’t talk to me

miss scramble 

1) Miss Scramble is the queen of scrambled eggs, able to whip up a storm for a truckload of hungry lumberjacks with a few frying pans, stacks of egg cartons, and gallons of oil. She single-handedly saved the organic egg market after Paul Bunyan (that madlad) wanted some good eats, but was stuck inside due to COVID-19. Scramble, whose business had just enrolled in Postmates delivery, received an order of 20,000 eggs' worth of omelets from Bunyan and delivered to him within the hour, buying out every farmer's stock of eggs in a 100 mile radius. She is hailed as the Princess of Poach, Baroness of the Boiled, the Deviled Duchess, and has been bestowed the Tamago Tiara.

2) A phrase commonly misspelled, with variations like misscramble, miscramble, and mis-scramble, meaning incorrectly following the directions of a pre-determined scramble of a Rubik's cube.
1) Bob: "I would simp for Miss Scramble. Even though she ain't the tig biddy goth girl I want, she's a keeper 'cause she can sure scramble my eggs.

2) Joe: "Does anyone know how to spell misscramble?"
Evan: "Nope, I doubt it. Mis-scramble is just one that the Internet can't agree upon to spell, just like the way GIF is said."
miss scramble by NotACube July 24, 2020

egg scrambler 

Someone who has sex with a chicken.
The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.
egg scrambler by daveobot October 22, 2020

A Weeb's Cream Dream 

A Weeb Cream Dream is a creamy dream with a weeb and his waifu. A super epic gamer who loves Japan has a wet dream involving a thicc as hell waifu from the great place he knows and love, NIPPON. It is sacred. It is unknown. To live is to die, I might be high :).
In the night, someone calls, "hoo". It's a thicc anime character whose part Owl. Y'all do it. *nuzzles* OwO. *Weeb wakes up in a sweat* "Wow, I totally just had A Weeb's Cream Dream with Tony Hawk and Peach the Princess in it. How rad is that? "