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a fucking waste of my precious roblox time🙄 the math is just a whole other story! like wtf how is

argih3g23747 x ( -3845749876346482354396750768492763489 x 327359437 divided by 373459) x hgweihf384 gonna help me in life. ITS NOT! and the ela is also ridiculous why do i have to write a whole fucking essay about how emily ate a piece of pizza. the science too! like you think i wont remember the four seasons i dont need to know the exact second of the most recent person who took a fat fucking diarrhea ass shit on earth. i dont wanna fucking be albert einstein when i grow up. what if i wanna be a fat fucking pig who eats potato chips and plays roblox all day. social studies.... I dont need to know about early fucking men and how they survived like i dont give a fuck about how they fought 8638243578 lions to eat everyday. now i just pull my fatass up to the drive through of mcdonalds and get my chicken nuggets. physical education though.. i dont see the fatass teachers doing jumpingjacks! most of the time they're lazy fucking asshole just sits there the whole time watching us sweat our asses off doing pushups. they force you to play soccer with these hoes that cant even kick the ball straight and they get pissed off when someone doesnt pass the ball to them everytime. they need to go back to kindergarten to fucking share and stop whining everytime they dont get their way. then you will get an F IF YOU DONT FUCKING PARTICIPATE.
school is a piece of shit
school is a waste of time
i hate school
school makes me mad
by maddie_1873 November 1, 2021
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School

A place where parent take accidents to get away to make more accidents
Have a good day at school I will pick you up in six or nine months
by Kingvageta January 2, 2018
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School

School is

Seven
Curl
Hours
Of

Our
Lives
Rip if in school
by Rayzor2424 January 22, 2020
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School

A fucking stupid idea that some old ass government members made up to give "useful" common core bullshit.

Most people don't hate school because of bullies or shitty food but what you have to do during hours. You get sent to the prison-like complex. Sit yo ass down in your uncomfortable arthritis-inducing chair next to a bunch of retard inmates who care nothing about anything. You sit there for nearly an hour listening to random information someone probably got from that website that sends you to random sites on the internet. The information isn't even interesting. So once you put up with this junk for a good ten minutes of silence and staring at the teacher droning away about something. So you're bound to just look away and do anything else. But then when you're caught doing said thing they freak out.
When you tackle them head on and call them out their simple and stupid tactic is to dish out a phone call to your parents who are also equally as dumb about appreciating the shit you have to do. Once your teacher gains the favor of your parents, you have a punishment waiting at home. The teacher gives you a suspension or referral. Then repeat this a few more times until you get home where you have to do some of the most fucking stupid stuff only a person with no life, fun, family, who don't have access to suicide pills would do. Also known as homework.

Whoever made homework, I'm going to shove a cactus so far up your ass, you'll be coughing bloody needles for the rest of your shitty life. It's hell for 18 (or more if you fail) years, no wonder why suicide is a thing.

Bye, now go sit in the corner and eat some cheese. Fuck school
by Trigger_Nigra November 27, 2018
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School

Basically, Hell's twin
Dude 1: What do we have today?
Dude 2: Oh, school
Dude 1: But I don't want to go to hell
Dude 2: Ya same but we didn't sign up for it as well, are parents did
by jeef1012 January 30, 2019
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School

The basically pointless system of getting useless information into small children's head that really do not want to know this. School makes no sense.
E.g Toilet Pass Systems, Specific Weatheral Uniforms, Toxic Teachers They Can't Afford To Fire So They Keep Them, Classes We Don't Need In The Future, Nonsensical Punishments For The Kids, (and more)

School is completely disposable.
by Your Local Miss Take May 10, 2022
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School

A place of hell. What you think he’ll is like, that’s exactly what it is.
by Jake Form Star Farm December 29, 2019
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