Screaming asshole

When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.

Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure

by Quazis March 21, 2021

Screaming Houdini

A mixture between a Screaming Eagle and a Houdini. Similar to a Screaming Eagle in that when I guy is rooting a girl doggie style and is about to cum he sticks his dick in her ass. When she turns her head to complain he pulls out and cums in her face, this is the Houdini part.

Jane never liked it when I Screaming Eagled her, she especially didn't like it when I Screaming Houdinied her. I told her "whats wrong with a bit of shit and cum in the eye?"

by Richard James Bitch esq. March 29, 2009

David scream

Someone screams loudly out of no where. It's mostly a high pitched scream.

"Ahhhh"

"Shit why did you just David scream?"
"Idk for fun I guess."

by Psianer July 27, 2019

the screaming bitches

When a bitch is drunk and yells at another bitch for steeling her man.

Person1: Did you see that fight last night at the bar.
Person2: Yeah. The screaming bitches since one stool the other ones man. Were crazy.
Person1: I know right!

by X4ney June 30, 2015

Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.

Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard

by Gussgussv October 23, 2011

Cunt-scream

A yell or loud interjection directed at or into the female reproductive organ in order to create confusion and ward off any stray zebras within ear shot.

Officer Tomerton finished him off by letting out the loudest cunt-scream ever heard this side of the Mason-Dixie. You couldn't find a Zebra for miles.

by 4everDoperThanU April 13, 2022

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018