Ryan

An egomaniacal, cocky bastard who is a complete waste. He uses his so-called "good looks" and self-assured charm to trick the most amazing girls in both body and mind into falling for him and not the guys who actually deserve them. Some say he's a genius, some know he's a snake in the grass ready to strike. Always ready with a witty/smart-ass comment to any possible situation thrust his way, which gets very annoying. Also known for taking girls who were already spoken for or were in happy relationships with guys who deserved them. He's a can of prick wrapped in sexy.

Girl: Oh my God, look at him.. He's so hot.
Guy: No, you want to steer clear of him. He's a real Ryan.

Guy 1: Hey, so I just got this watch that tells me what the weather will be like.
Guy 2: Really? How's it work?
Guy 1: You put it on your wrist. -walks away-
Guy 2: What a Ryan.

by suckitspang February 25, 2010

Ryan

A doucher who does not know what time management is.

Also fails at meeting time requirements.

Dude, you're such a fukin Ryan.

by tehorsmness July 8, 2009

ryan

a person who acts like a flying fuck

The dumbshit who poked me in the ass is a ryan.

by Ryanthefaithfuljew December 24, 2008

Ryan

a fagget who is a bitch and cant get with a girl

Lady-That kid is such a ryan.

by earl the pearl1234q2456342234r324324 May 16, 2008

ryan

A NAME FOR A BOY WITH A SQUARE HEAD AND A SMALL PENIS.
HE DOESNT TREAT PEOPE WELL,AND HAS NO FRIENDS ALSO DISLIKE TO SHOP CALLED QUBE.
ALSO A NAME FOR SOMETHING GAY!

charlotte langdown : he such a gay twat
simon: no, thats ryan

by simoniscool February 5, 2009

Ryan

A very ugly teenage boy that looks like a girl. A Ryan is someone who you are embarrassed to be seen with or associated with. Being called a Ryan is a huge insult.

"Oh my god that kid is so disgusting looking."
"Yuck he's such a Ryan."

"Hey who's that girl with your sister over there?"
"That's her boyfriend...He's a Ryan."
"......Oh"

by Shocks February 25, 2010

RYAN

A boy who is basically a slut.

He has chlamydia? He's probably called Ryan..

by gutted25364 June 14, 2012