Prick

An idiot who doesn't know their ass from their head.

That prick just stole my fucking pencil.

by gismith October 23, 2017

Prickly roast beef

When you’re going down on your girl and your face feels like it’s being cut by her vagina

Damn babe you got some prickly roast beef ouch!

by Roastbeefgurl2 February 11, 2019

prick

a british word for a complete and utter cunt. most commenly pricks are seen stealing sweets from babies and reading daily mail

you are a complete and utter prick

by zingbong August 8, 2019

prick

a terrible human being who is a jerk. most of them are named jack b and will always get on fionas nerves but eventually fiona won’t give a flying crap and not care about the situation in other words, jack apologizes for calling fiona a prick after she called him a prick and he denied it. then she pulls up the screenshots of jack calling fiona a prick and apologizes again. then fiona then doesn’t give a shit anymore and jack and fiona remain friends. jack then admits to caring about how fiona feels.

2018 jack b: prick
2019 fiona: prick
2019 jack b: i have never called you a prick

2019 fiona: uh huh stop right there

by fionaproblems November 21, 2019

prick

a straight up asshole

stephanie: omg he is such a prick
emily: ikr when is he not

by BIG CHUNGUS IS MOI DADDY October 23, 2019

Prickly Purple Hair bruise

The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.

Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"

by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020

Thunder-prick

Basically a prick who pisses people off so much it's gotten to the point that they need to have a brick thrown at their head like in Home Alone 2.

John - "I just stole Jemma's jacket when she wasn't looking lol"

Leo - " 'lol'? You sir, are a massive Thunder-prick".

by Kohabyte December 15, 2014