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beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.
"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"
by Aguythatknowsstuff August 6, 2019
mugGet the beef penmug.

Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.
“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”
by Rageberto October 8, 2022
mugGet the Gods penmug.

Penning

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes
Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do
by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025
mugGet the Penningmug.

Run Car Snow Pen

Run Car Snow Pen is a sentance thats been growing lately its meaning is something that makes people giggle that can speak/understand swedish.

It sounds like: Runkar snoppen
Yo friend, could you say Run Car Snow Pen
by John_The_Dog41 September 19, 2024
mugGet the Run Car Snow Penmug.

Pen

The one thing your friend probably used to fuck your mom
"Heh heh hey bro i used my pen on your mom last night"

"YOU WHAT?!?"
by Thanos Hair October 22, 2019
mugGet the Penmug.

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results
"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"
by shoetaster June 25, 2022
mugGet the dip pen inkmug.

gravity pen

A trademarked brand of self balancing, gravity defying magnetic pens that look like magic. Usually written as "Gravitypen". Invented in 2001 by Terrence Saucier. Manufactured and sold by Gravitypen LLC.
Gravity pen is a spelling sometimes used by grifters, scammers, and competing companies trying to rip off the trademarked name.
However, "gravity pen" is also used along side "Gravitypen" by Gravitypen LLC to help with SEO and to make it easier to find online.
Calling your scam product gravity pen is a good way to get your pants sued off.
by Pen Enthusiast December 26, 2024
mugGet the gravity penmug.

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