Baloney in the bull pen

Johnny Depp was spewing baloney in the bull pen when he claimed that Amber Heard didn't know what she was talking about when she said that he harassed her.
by REL207 August 15, 2022
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pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra
He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick
by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016
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weed pen

A marijuana vaporizer cartridge and battery set designed mainly to be a portable, non-combustible use mechanism. Also known as a vape pen when not specific for cannabis.
“I don’t want the heavier smoke from a rolled joint, so please pass the filled weed pen so I can vape it.”
by Stonercoder February 21, 2024
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Pen in the uterus

Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die
Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick
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Pre Pen

Word used to describe a specific form of virginity.
Pre penetration
U a virg😏? Nahhh I’m pre pen.
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pen piden

Rwyt tin pen piden
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skip and ball pen

an amazing contribution and standard set where two people entwine together <3

When the unthinkable happens...you fall so hard in love and the other person is there to catch you...AND you go indoor skydiving together :-)
do you sleep on your stomach skip? NO? Can I? (ball pen)

skip and ball pen
by skipball July 24, 2011
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