Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

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hussy pants

jeans that are lacking pockets. (i.e. so tight that pockets would look like a protrusion on her (or his) butt.) For whatever reason Okies think that they are very "cowboyish."

"Let's go round up some cows in ma new hussy pants!"

-"Do your jeans have pockets?"
-"No, don't you like them?"
-(whispered under breath "Husssyyy pantsss..."

by CelticWitch January 4, 2010

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pants call

an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.

Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.

Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.

by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009

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Ellie no pants

A stunning female, with blond hair.
Who has a great smile, and a dirty mind.
Who doesn't mind to take her pants off infront of anyone.
Ellie No Pants.

Her name is Ellie No Pants.

by Ellies Lover August 10, 2010

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