A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 04, 2021
by dfnremt February 25, 2012
A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.
by carablanna April 25, 2020
by BeachWingsFTW July 23, 2014
Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.
Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"
by monmon555 December 12, 2013
4 block long beach community in New Jersey. Has hot moms and even hotter daughters. It's always five o'clock there- these people know how to party.
Yo, where can we go tonight?
Let's go to Silver Beach....South Lagoon Road has really hot chicks
Arent, they like 30?
Nah mannn they are only late 20s
Let's go to Silver Beach....South Lagoon Road has really hot chicks
Arent, they like 30?
Nah mannn they are only late 20s
by BeachPatrol69 February 13, 2021
A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.
“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
by NDemGuts February 24, 2021