rusty key

A penis that hasn't been used in a long while.
That old man probably hasn't used his rusty key in years!
by Brokencheerio January 11, 2016
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Jingle Keys

When a person makes a reference to something they think is hilarious without knowing why it's funny (such as memes like Doge and pepe). It takes no effort to entertain that person like jingling keys in front of a baby. A counter meme.
"wow, much pleb. Insert sad Keanu! hahaha"
"Every word that just came out of your mouth was jingle keys!"
by debotchery6 March 01, 2016
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high key

High-Key
If we say a painting is "high-key" we mean that most or all of the image is light or pale in value. For example, colours mixed with white, called "pastels" or "tints", are high-key. It's the opposite of "low-key", of course.
"That painting is very high-key!"
by LeonaLejon June 23, 2005
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Key Krunching

Manipulating the keyboard's numerals to write sentences in a wierd hard to read kind of way. Used mainly by computer nerds and losers with too much time on their hands.
2 guys chatting on msn:

Guy1: Hey man how are you?

Guy2: !m 0k $!tt!n @t (-)0m& \/\/@tc(-)!n9 +v, U?

Guy1: Dude I can't read whatever the hell you're trying to say, so quit Key Krunching!
by Gdogs McC January 27, 2006
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hammer keys

<adj.or noun> A person (or a descriptive qualifier denoting that person's style) who doesn't properly understand how to manipulate video game characters with the control stick. Such a person is naturally given to pounding the various buttons and thrusting the joystick in a frenzied manner (usually when playing games like Street Fighter II). (May also denote a philosophy that regards strength and chance as superior to finesse and strategy.)
A: Jay whipped my ass at Street Fighter II last night...
B: What? No way...Which character was he playing?
A: Zangief!
B: ...Impossible.....
A: No..he beat me like 7 or 8 times in a row!
B: How?
A: Hammer keys!
by Sh*tprize November 11, 2006
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Off Key

Them Creps are Off Key fo' shizzle
by B-Tuc January 28, 2004
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sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook
I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys
by tom December 21, 2003
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