While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.
What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.
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I went over the data dump from the overnight job, but it's all just machinesplaining the obvious stuff, nothing enlightening.
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